Hi, I'm Jasmine.
also known as Marf, #22, Jazz-man, and anything else you might come up with. I'm not picky.
I suppose I should probably give you a summary of myself, right?
I'm just your average orange-haired lacrosse playing viking maiden, really
I attend the prestigious (ha!) O.C.C., where I am a Bio major. Thats right, better get used to me, 'cause I'm gunna clone an entire army of Jasmines someday.
You can usually find me hitting things with sticks, paddling around in a canoe, making costumes, writing poetry, blasting the Beatles at an indecent volume, or following around my crazy family with a notebook and pencil.
and as you have probably deduced, I am neither fox-like OR male. its a long story.
anyway, hope you like my site. a lot. 'cuz I fully plan on taking over the World someday. bwahahaha.
what you were expecting profoundness?
God is good. All the time. God is good.
   

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For a 'lil good, 'ol fashioned fun, check out Luke's site, quintar.blogdrive.com or Luke's other site: quintar.buzznet.com/user/ Meleah's site (for Ricky Ullman fans!): rickyullmanonline.net I would link you to Bethany's site HERE, but its still in the making. dun Dun DUUUUN. Cow. E's site, for a dose of mountain-dew-accelerated total randomnation! paul.hollowcube.com And for fun without thinkin (hech, its SUMMER!) newgrounds.com OR eskimobob.com Finally, quick and easy enlightenment! originalicons.com/smile Kat's site; reflections on sport, life, relationships and swimsuit shopping! kat713.blogdrive.com

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Thursday, December 23, 2004
christmas. vacation.

 thats right, kids.
   two of my very favorite things. slammed together for extra-sugary goodness. x 2 ! thats right.
                 Christmas.     Vacation.
  I am currently a tad bored, actually. and it feels great. my options include doing some laundry. or reading some calvin and hobbes. and the latter sounds real nice.
 if you are reading this, I've decided to start posting again. when I can.  not too often, maintain my cool. besides, I'm lethal in large doses.
  but come 'round every once in a while. revel in my sarcastic outlook. extra brownies points for inserting your WRONG OPINIONS in the comment boxes. wink, wink.
 yeah.
 

Posted at 04:51 pm by wildjasmine
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Thursday, December 02, 2004
Circle of doom

 'K,  Lukesh's little snide comment was the LAST STRAW.
  
"for being back you aren't really back"
                                                       astringent, but true.
 
I like to fancy this a fun, interesting blog , but that requires a fun, interesting blogger.
Since starting college, my general fun-ness level, and amount of time,  has gone down. Massively.
 
 Also, this site has lived its life, and I am seriously thinking that it is time to let it go.
  I want to thank-you guys for reading it and praying for me when I asked for prayers. I know certain things (my first day of school, and the late Mr. Foxboy's compass test come to mind), were better because of you all and your prayers.

  So, I am really unsure of what to do now. Decisiveness isn't my strongest trait. Any suggestions?
                               blessings,
                                          Marf

Posted at 01:20 pm by wildjasmine
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Thursday, November 25, 2004
blogdrive requires a title for some bizzare reason, but anyway....

 HAPPY
   THANKSGIVING!

Posted at 08:17 am by wildjasmine
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
The fine art of slacking....

 ...Is seriously underrated.
  Here I am, a starving artist, under the reign of the evil Master Goo D'Grades. With his minion Homer Wirk at the door, day, night....
 yeah. yeah. what do you think of the new design?
 God is good. Further Proof:
 Friday a girl was seriously assaulted at my school. At 10:00 right outside one of my classrooms.
 My English class got out a little early (first time this quarter), and instead of sprinting madly towards German, I decided to go into the student center. But for some reason, I couldn't. I physically couldn't.
 So, I went and sat in an empty class room. Had English gotten out on time, had I gone into the BSC, I would have been there when it happened. Heck, it could have BEEN me.
 So, anyway. Praise be to God.

Posted at 02:22 pm by wildjasmine
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Monday, November 22, 2004
she's back!

 and with a vengeance.
   I've done a little work, as you can see. I could do a lot more, but anyway....

 I've been busy. up to good, though. I am on the Core volunteer team of Operation Christmas Child, and we are finishing up our big week today. If you don't know what that is, you can read all about it at
                www.samaritanspurse.org

 Yesterday alone we collected 1,300 boxes!

  I'm still loving school. Taking 21 credits next quarttro!

 In the words of the immortal Lady Jennya:

  "Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines"

Posted at 09:37 am by wildjasmine
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Saturday, October 30, 2004
hear ye, hear ye.

  You have probably noticed that I haven't been posting lately, and I'm sorry. Have been incredibly busy.
 I need to request a sabbatical. It will probably be about 2-ish weeks. I'll still read on all of your blogs. And I'm not permanently bailing. And I'm fine, relaly. See you in 2 weeks!

Posted at 05:22 pm by wildjasmine
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004
I'm going to totally squelch on Boberander's thunder here by using his (non copyrighted) paragon of uber-brilliance that best sums up just how lazy and tired I really am, yo!

{Insert Post Here}

Posted at 06:36 pm by wildjasmine
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Monday, October 25, 2004
I love mondays

 ha. but, today was an exceptionally good one. Went to school, English was not too hard as to actually be challenging, not too easy as to be boring. And we were assigned about 15 minutes of homework, total! German was cancelled....so, I have no clue what I got on my midterm.
 Went to the gym, found out I was squat-lifting wrong, I'm actually way stronger than I thought. And thats always an awesome feeling. Played a very few minutes of ultimate with ma homies. Cool Tom and the defrosted tuna fish brigade. Anyway, will try to post more. Just been...off.

Posted at 12:28 pm by wildjasmine
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Friday, October 22, 2004
DEATH. ON EARTH.

 Not really. I am done with the German midterm. Survived. And aside from a pounding migrain that trails halfway done my spinal chord and has semi-paralysed my neck move ment , I'm okay. It made the PSAT seem like:
              Who were Dick's counter parts in his adventures?
               a. Spot and Rufus
               b. Jayne and Marion
               c. Jane and Spot
               d. all of the above
 
  I justa kidding. Not that I ever exagerrate or anything, but as long as you guys don't decide to clone yourself, we're okay. German informal plural, NICHT!

 In the words of my beloved teacher, Herr Richter :
     ''ah, women. they eat green salad and drink human blood''.

Posted at 10:50 am by wildjasmine
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Thursday, October 21, 2004
MIDTERMS!!!!!!!!!!

 Good Lord preserve us.
   Tomorrow I have this huge paper due, and a enormous German test (that I'm not even prepared for) and I have a really, really bad migraine. So, pray for me.
 I'm scheduled to die. Tomorrow. 10:00 AM. Im Deutch Klassenzimmer, Room 211, Business Building.

         There is none but meine Das Lehrer
          to in my heart strike such terror
          eyes a-twitch, shaking hands
          shrieking sadly, raising hand
          ''God, please just a b
           thats all I ask, just help me!!!!!''
 

 Also, please pray for our good buddys Luke and Cow. And their family. Their Grama passed away last saturday. Anyway, thanks.
          

Posted at 03:24 pm by wildjasmine
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